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Black MAGA Pastor Declares “War On Every Demonic, Demon-Possessed Democrat From The Gates Of Hell”

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So, every once in a while the holy bowels of the sunken place spit out a Black pastor to testify before the MAGA ministry congregation full of people who likely assume Jesus didn’t season his food either. And, interestingly enough, all of these Black pastors look and sound exactly like this guy. Meet South Carolina Pastor Mark Burns, who CLTV describes as “a Trump surrogate that was caught lying about his resume by CNN .”

Pastor Mark Burns reportedly got caught lying about his academic history and military service in his bio and tried to say he was “hacked.” Dude was really out here kapping about belonging to Kappa Alpha Psi then later he explained that he only “started the process of being a part of that organization.” Like —come on, bro. (Personally, I’m just surprised he didn’t get caught lying about being the president of the Sunken Place HOA when really he’s just a nosy neighbor telling his fellow house negroes which side of the driveway the mailbox should be on.)

Burns also repeated the lies in his bio when he spoke at the Republican National Convention, which, to his credit —even Candace Owens wasn’t tap-dancy enough to shuck and jive her way into an RNC invite. But he wasn’t so successful when he tried to get down with GOP but failed to win his primary. But now he’s back and he appears to be trying to perform some kind of political exorcism in front of a white…I mean, live audience. (But they were white AF though.)

From CLTV:

Speaking at Eric Trump and disgraced Michael Flynn’s ReAwaken America tour in Idaho last week , South Carolina Pastor Burns, a Trump surrogate that was caught lying about his resume by CNN , went on an insane rant about demons and devils from hell.

Speaking at the QAnon/Evangelical event Pastor Burns, who lost his political bid to win the Republican nomination in South Carolina earlier this year thanked Flynn for making an appearance.

In his screaming sermon (rant) Burns later made his thoughts known about the majority of this great nation. “I’m coming here to declare war on every demonic, demon-possessed Democrat that comes from the gates of Hell!” I just don’t understand why Black conservatives always have to be so extra. Somebody tell Creflo MAGA he doesn’t need to go full fire and brimstone just to keep his little white nationalist parishioners shouting a-Klan…I mean, amen. Calm down, KK-Kirk Franklin , it’s not that serious.

Culled from the Hip Hop Wired

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Mark Zuckerberg Praised for Erecting Massive Statue of His Wife in Their Yard

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Husband of the year?

Mark Zuckerberg sent fans into a frenzy when he revealed he commissioned a massive statue of his wife, Priscilla Chan , for their backyard.

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Mark Zuckerberg gushed over how ‘epic’ the statue is. @zuck/Instagram

“Bringing back the Roman tradition of making sculptures of your wife . Thanks @danielarsham,” the billionaire penned alongside the upload, which featured Chan standing in front of the huge teal and silver art piece.

In response, Chan cheekily wrote back, “The more of me the better? ❤️.”

Several of Zuckerberg’s 14.5 million followers chimed in to rave about the unique gift.

“Get yourself a man who makes sculptures of you 🥰🤣,” one person declared, while another said, “Husbands everywhere are shaking.”

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Mark Zuckerberg claimed he’s bringing back the ‘Roman tradition of making sculptures of your wife.’ @zuck/Instagram

A third user noted, “The right woman turns a boy into a real man!🙌❤️,” as one more pointed out, “No offense I know we’re not supposed to like Zuckerberg. But this is what a billionaire should do for his wife.”

Chan, 39, and Zuckerberg, 40, tied the knot in 2012 and share three kids: Maxima August and Aurelia .

As OK! previously reported, Zuckerberg last got social media users riled up when he and Elon Musk agreed to a cage fight back in June, however, it has yet to be planned.

In early August, Musk said that he would be getting an MRI of his neck and back, noting he “may require surgery before the fight can happen.”

Meanwhile, Zuckerberg said, “I’m ready today. I suggested Aug 26 when he first challenged , but he hasn’t confirmed.”

The SpaceX founder’s father, Errol Musk , has weighed in on the potential match between the two tech moguls.

“It’s to get publicity for X. Elon’s not faking it, just drawing attention to X. A fight would be silly. It’s so high school and banal ,” the patriarch announced. “Whatever Elon is doing here is far removed from his immediate tasks .”

“People probably ask him about this fight thing. What must he say? ‘No?’” Errol added. “That would look pretty poor . What can he say? ‘Oh yes, it will be on X!’ That seems like a more likely reply. Get something out of the reporting for X.”

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Priscilla Chan left a comment on Mark Zuckerberg’s post, which read, ‘The more of me the better?’ @zuck/Instagram

While Errol seemed confident the fight will never happen, Elon’s ex Grimes thought otherwise.

“Elon is very strong,” she noted. “But Zuck seems like he’s been training a ton .”

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Grimes also confessed she would ” prefer that it didn’t happen ” at all.

“I love gladiatorial matches, but watching the father of your children in a physical fight is not the most pleasant feeling,” the mother-of-three shared. “But it’s not going to cause brain damage, so actually I think this is good.”

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Jazz Houston Kicks Off Their 2024-2025 Season September 7, 2024

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Dianne Reeves

…Event will celebrate the 100th Birthday of renowned songstress Sarah Vaughn

Jazz Houston will kick off their 2024-2025 season celebrating the 100th Birthday of the renowned songstress Sarah Vaughn, featuring Dianne Reeves and her Trio, and The Jazz Houston Orchestra featuring vocalist Ekep Nkwelle. Dianne Reeves is one of the most versatile singers in the United States. Her shows feature anthems, scat, improvised works, pop, and originals. Alongside her peers Dee Dee Bridgewater, Diana Krall, and Cassandra Wilson she is considered one of the most influential female jazz singers of our time.

Dianne Reeves comes from a very musical family. Both her parents were musicians, and her cousin, George Duke, was a well-known piano and keyboard player and producer. Her uncle, Charles Burell, a bass player with the Denver Symphony Orchestra, introduced her to the music of jazz singers, from Ella Fitzgerald to Billie Holiday. She was influenced especially by the singing style of Sarah Vaughn.

Ekep Nkwelle

Opening for Dianne Reeves is a new jazz rising star Ekep Nkwelle, a 25-year-old Cameroonian-American jazz vocalist, who has carved her musical path from the vibrant streets of Washington, DC, to the heart of New York City’s jazz scene. Her journey has been extraordinary beginning with the esteemed Duke Ellington School of the Arts, Howard University, and The Juilliard School of Music. The power of her voice has resonated with jazz luminaries such as Wynton Marsalis and the Jazz at Lincoln Center Orchestra.

Her performances have graced iconic, internationally renowned venues, from the illustrious Radio City Music Hall, where she shared the stage with classical virtuoso Lang Lang in collaboration with Disney, to The Library of Congress, Marian’s Jazzroom, The Kennedy Center, and Lincoln Center. Her presence has also illuminated major festivals, including Newport, Montclair, Hudson, and DC jazz festivals.

Jazz Houston under the leadership of Artistic Director Vincent Gardner. Jazz Houston is a vibrant organization that explores the entirety of jazz while preserving and promoting the music for the greater Houston community and beyond. Our organization programs jazz concerts and educational programs annually. Education is a pillar of Jazz Houston.

Its orchestra members and teaching artists regularly lead community educational opportunities for children and adults including workshops, public school programs, and educational residencies. These engaging, lively educational experiences foster personal relationships with the music for people of all ages while cultivating new audiences for the art form.

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8th Annual Nigeria Cultural Parade and Festival, Nigerian Exhibit Set to Takeover Downtown Houston

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Houston, Texas – July 22, 2024 – The 8th annual Nigeria Cultural Parade and Festival is set to light up Downtown Houston with unapologetic fashions, rich cultural displays, and lively masquerade performances on Saturday, October 5, 2024. This highly anticipated event celebrates Nigeria’s diverse heritage and contributions to the cultural landscape of Houston.

The festivities will commence with a parade through the streets of Downtown Houston near the Toyota Center, featuring traditional Nigerian attire, music, and dance. Attendees will have the opportunity to immerse themselves in Nigeria’s rich cultural traditions at the festival near Root Memorial Square, enjoying a variety of activities, including traditional dance performances, music, art exhibits, and West African cuisine.

This year brings an exciting addition to the celebration! The Nigerian Exhibit at Houston City Hall is proudly presented in collaboration with the Mayor’s Office of Cultural Affairs under the theme “Feels Like Home”, highlighting the city’s commitment to promoting cultural diversity and unity. This exhibit will be open to the public from October 21, 2024 to January 3, 2025, showcasing Nigeria’s history, art, and cultural milestones.

“We are thrilled to partner with the Mayor’s Office of Cultural Affairs to bring the Nigerian Exhibit to Houston City Hall,” said Jane BrownFounder of Culturally Naija. “This exhibit, alongside our annual parade and festival, offers a wonderful opportunity for Houstonians to experience and appreciate the rich cultural heritage of Nigeria.”

Event Details:
Nigeria Cultural Parade and Festival:
Date: Saturday, October 5, 2024
Time: 10:00 am – 4:00 pm
Location: Downtown Houston (1400 Clay Street, Houston, Texas 77002

Nigerian Exhibit at Houston City Hall/City Hall Annex:
Date: October 21, 2024 – January 3, 2025
Time: 9:00 am – 5:00 pm
Location: Houston City Hall, 901 Bagby St, Houston, TX 77002

The Nigeria Cultural Parade and Festival is an annual event dedicated to celebrating and preserving Nigerian culture in Houston. The event is organized under the aegis collaboration by Culturally Naija and WeLead, Inc.

For more information about the event, please visit www.nigeriaculturalparade.com or follow the event on social media.

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